I Dont Like..

Here I go with my (inexhaustible?) list of things I don't like.

1. I don't like nerdy bookworms who seem to have an opinion about everything happening around.

2. I have never liked Physics. There is something about it that makes it very interesting to read, but damn difficult to score marks in the examination. Some things just don't happen to some people and Physics doesn't happen to me. Guess I am physic-ally handicapped.

3.I don't like to talk over the phone. Yeah, you heard me right. And when I am not in the right mood, I wouldn't even pick up the phone.Given my job where I am always talking and shouting, more of it seems an arduous job at the end of the day.

4.I don’t like to labor around in the kitchen, unless of course it is to chupke se gulp down all the sweets at night. Yeah I know I am past 24, and take that disgusted look off your face now.

5.I don’t like going out with my cousins:x Among them one is 5’10” and otheri s 6’. God, they make me seem like a Lilliputian.

6.I don't like non-veg foods ..called me completely veggie.I prefer roti to chawal.
By the way, How come most of the people consider prawn as a fish?? :O Come on, use your brains and your school level knowledge of Biology. Prawns are not fish. They are arthropods. Yeah, the group of animals with externally jointed appendages that includes our very own cockroaches, lice, ants, and mosquitoes.:P

7.I don’t like fussing over food. Yeh khaana hai, yeh nahi khaana. I shall eat whatever you give me. Please don’t ask me if I would prefer pineapple ice cream or black currant after dinner. If you can’t decide, I shall have both.

8.I don’t like people who smoke. I hate the stench of nicotine.

9.I don’t like the question, “Are you single?” How does it matter buddy? Are you planning to marry me?

10.I don’t like going to the doctor, even if for a routine checkup or a blood test. Those have been the times I have found myself in my most vulnerable and most helpless self.

11.I don’t like birthdays. It used to be fun when we were kids, being lionized all day at school. Now, it only reminds me that I am approaching my end. I know I sound like a 70 year old, but I have had this strange realization of late that there is so much to do in life, so many things to explore, and so little time.

12.I don’t like those four days of the month. Naah, you got me wrong. I am talking of the Sundays. Somehow they tend to be too dragging for me, with nothing much to do, no friends to meet up online, and usually no friends to go out with (one of the disadvantages of being single). Mom makes it a point to drag me to the kitchen or make me clean my room, and I hate both:(

13.I don’t like broken relationships. They are like shattered pieces of glass. Essentially there are 2 parties involved. And while the victor gets away with his (pyrrhic) victory, the victim is left to glean the shards of glass that prick you mercilessly every now and then.

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Okay enough for today .:P